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Sorry in het Engels, maar ik vond het toch goed.

BREAKING NEWS

Tragic fire.

Crawford, Texas (not AP) - A tragic fire this morning destroyed the
personal library of President George W. Bush. The fire began in the
presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept. Both have been
lost. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he
had
almost finished coloring the second one.